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Post by Banouin on Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:32 pm

Hey. I remember this topic. These are slightly out of context, but fun.

Yoyo:

"we should get married"

"I only flirt with men who don't exist"

"(I'm just over here flirting with a man who doesn't exist. Just ignore me~)"

"(No, instead, I got my virtual character to the point where a virtual man decided to snog her. Ugh, fake me's get more done than real me does.)"

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Re: Funny quotes

Post by Air on Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:58 pm

The last two are literally me.
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Post by Yoyo on Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:07 pm

All of them are literally me, but that's probably because I'm the one that said them.

I also think I eventually renamed this thread "You had to be there" way back when.



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Re: Funny quotes

Post by Banouin on Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:14 pm

Yoyo wrote:All of them are literally me, but that's probably because I'm the one that said them.

I also think I eventually renamed this thread "You had to be there" way back when.

Maybe. I don't remember, I'm sad not more people have posted though.
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by Yoyo on Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:00 pm

I could... keep posting things out of context that I say to you? That stuff be comedy gold, man.




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Re: Funny quotes

Post by neon kun on Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:33 pm

XD

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Re: Funny quotes

Post by amaterasu on Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:32 pm

Here's one with my roommate:

"hey ama, what are you holding, it is not an apple"
me: "it's actually two apples"
Roommate: *mind-blown*
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by King_Of_Blades on Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:53 pm

My friends always take what I say out of context and turn it into something funny or down right dirty. Lol.
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Re: Funny quotes

Post by Yoyo on Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:29 pm

One of my coworkers was assuring me that she could sew me up if I was bleeding out for any reason. (This is a running gag for us at this point. I don't even know, man.)
Anywho, she started listing some of the medical courses she's taken in the past and I definitely heard "lobotomy" instead of "phlebotomy" and things got really tense for a very long moment.

Also, this happened once:
Mom, sister, and I discussing our first crushes.
Sister: "Hey, Dad, how about you?"
Dad: "My first crush? Hm.... Probably grape."



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