Re: You've been accused of a crime. Defend yourself! (or not...)

by **Ayame** on Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:54 pm

The void~? Why yes, of course! Lord Sithis demands it.

You do not know who Lord Sithis is, you blasphemer!

by **Yoyo** on Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:40 pm

Shut your mouth. I'm the blasted Listener!
(I hope Cicero said that last word for you.)

Dude. You just jacked the last slice of pie. D:

by **sammythebootlegger** on Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:42 pm

It was chocolate crème! So, yeah!

You stole my gypsy tears!

by **Ayame** on Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:45 pm

I was just wondering how much they'd sell in the black market. You can have it back. Not worth very much.

You peed inside the house. Bad! *hits nose*

by **Yoyo** on Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:34 pm

You wouldn't let me out!
(I find this one ironic.)

You refused to help that poor old woman cross the street!

by **neon kun** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:25 am

I had to choose the old woman crossing the street or the old mermaid getting back into the ocean! :<

You ate everyone's food!!

by **Ayame** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:28 am

It's what I DO~!!!

You haven't brought me the Fountain of Youth!!

by **Yoyo** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:10 am

How do you expect me to move a geyser?

You forgot to accuse the next person of something!

by **neon kun** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:09 am

I was getting to it! Much pressure! D: D: D:

You stole the can opener!!!

by **Yoyo** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:10 am

I wanted to get this can of worms open, darn it!

You shook up my can of pop!

by **Poe** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:45 am

I wanted to recreate this scene... Didn't work.

You crashed my computer!

by **neon kun** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:56 am

I thought I could get the thingy to work!

You kissed my pet cat, Coke Float!!!

by **Yoyo** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:31 pm

His name just made me so hungry!

You're wearing some sort of cologne/perfume/deodorant that is making me break out. D:

by **Poe** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:05 pm

Someone sprayed it on me.

You put an arrow in that stranger's knee!

by **Yoyo** on Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:30 pm

Yes.

You just stole my sweetroll!

by **Poe** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:27 pm

I'm like Santa, but I steal gifts and people give me money for them. This means many sweetrolls and mead as compensation for teaching them a lesson.

You gave me a cold. x.x

by **Yoyo** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:55 pm

You deserved it, Santa.

You deleted my copy of Skyrim! O:

by **Poe** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:04 pm

I hit cut instead of copy.

You gave me a computer virus.

by **Yoyo** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:11 pm

But the computer said I was the millionth visitor! D:

You broke my phone.

by **Toshii** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:29 pm

Well you shouldn't have let me hold it for you :U

You stole my dog!

by **Yoyo** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:30 pm

I just love doggies soooooooooooo much! You can visit, still? :D

You beat up that poor old woman. O:

by **Toshii** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:48 pm

Because she was having a heart attack! Gotta do dem chest compressions!

You killed that guy!

by **Yoyo** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:51 pm

I was testing out my new knife!

You're being really violent!

by **Toshii** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:00 pm

I get overly competitive in sports :U

You stole candy!?

by **Yoyo** on Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:37 pm

From a baby!

You shoved a jelly bean up your nose!

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